Coalition of the Illin’ releases debut track, Everything Is Stupid And Then We Die

Berkeley Cat Records is dumbfounded to announce the world debut single from Coalition of the Illin’

Working in secret, the Coalition took control of Eric Din’s faculties, producing this before we could intervene. Several neighbors of Berkeley Cat International MegaCorporate Hindquarters have sued for emotional distress and noise complaints, and we have established a secret government slush fund to bribe them off.  Meanwhile, this is out in the wild, as of noon on June 5, 2026, on Bandcamp exclusively for now, but we suspect it may breach the streaming walls before very long.

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